Victor (squeezing my arm): I like your fat.
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I will be the lifeguard and make sure you don't drain.
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Victor: What is poo?
Me: I guess it's another word for poop.
Victor: Then why is it in shampoo?
Me: Oh.................... Um.................... Ya got me.
Victor: And what is sham?
Me: I have no idea.
Victor: I know what it is. Want me to tell you?
Me: I'd love for you to tell me.
Victor: Shampoo is Spanish and it means something you put in your hair.
Now you know.
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Dad lets me. You don't let me 'cause you're a bosser.
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Mom, is your husband really old?
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Mom, what if we were all a dog family and Dad was a big dog that barked loudly and you were a little dog that barked small-ly......... (there was more but I stopped listening after small-ly)
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Victor (sticking his tongue out): Mary, can you see that? Can you see that on my tongue?
Mary: No. I don't see anything. What is on your tongue?
Victor: Pain. Can you see the pain on my tongue?
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