Crime is still happening and the folks at CSI are working overtime to keep the world free from filth.
So when alerted to a foul smell coming from the depths, CSI was on the job.
The source (#1) was located almost immediately. Just little specks. The rookies cleaned it up (#2) immediately, without waiting for back-up, thinking that it was a cut-and-dried case.
They were wrong.
The suspect had apparently stepped in the evidence, then (#4) onto Big Brother's homework. Sorry, sir, just tell your professor that "my brother pooped on my homework" and that said homework is now held in evidence. I'm sure she won't mind.
Then (#5) over the Yogibo (which the rookies once again cleaned up before the big shots arrived, this is definitely going in their files, no matter how bad it smells you gotta have a pinched nose and a strong gut for this job).
At this point (#6), more evidence was found.
(#7) Fingerprints on the sofa?
Before the suspect could be brought in for questioning, a bit of a confession, "Hey, did you guys look under the bench?" (#8) Why no, we hadn't. But wait, this is petrified. Apparently, we're dealing with a repeat offender.
And there it is (#9), today's activity, under the bench, to the left of the previously deposited but until-this-moment uncovered pile. Surely, the CSI can go home now. This has to be it. Right?
Nope, upon turning a corner to plug in the CSI equipment (ie. vacuum to clean up all the Yogibo beads)...
More fingerprints (#10).
Bigger evidence (#11).
Yup, same size the suspect wears (#12).
Just another day, home on the range. Taking one for the team.
See crime in your neighborhood? Real crime? Not that "But they were only standing 5'11.5" inches apart, Officer" or "Hey, those people eating around that picnic table, they can't really be all one family, can they, Sergeant" stuff, but real crime? Who you gonna call?
Poopbusters!
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