Bachelorette party - the kind you'll remember

When you are the maid of honor, but you aren't old enough to drive, you have a problem: How to get the pizza to the bachelorette party?

So you ask your very kind and responsible brother, Isaac, to deliver it to you. With the promise of a tip, of course.

But then your mom texts Andrew and Jesse: This is too boring. Suggestions?

The first suggestion, boom boxes and short shorts was nixed for various reasons.

So what costumes do we have at home in adult sizes? 

Pirate.

But Isaac is too kind and responsible. He refused.

So Andrew and Jesse kindly volunteered.

And roped him in.

Then Shoun woke up and they got his cooperation as well.

They entered to The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. 

And because they know how far to take a prank and then to call it quits, they stuck around only long enough for the Can-Can, a photo op, and to deliver the pizza.

Eden and HopeAnne got over their annoyance and embarrassment and a good time was had by all.