Ode to a lost job

I few weeks ago I was told that I didn't take the trash out properly.

No problem, I said. I wasn't really all that into the job in the first place.

Wonderful! was the reply. We'll take over. We can do it better than you, anyway.

Great! That's a load off my shoulders. Think of what I can do with all my extra time now.


I think Linus is all over the new arrangement, though, wouldn't you agree?