We have a problem

 

Dear Children,

We have a problem. 

Just in case it was not obvious to you before, PopPop made this wonderful visual I commissioned him to create. Do you see it now? Just look at October. See all of the birthdays in October? Get it now?

So, I don't mean to get up in yall's business but for those who are not yet married, I'm going to need to know the birth month of any potential suitors before you start dating. No, and I repeat, no October birthdays allowed. 

And those of you who are married, let's just agree that you will need to consult the birthday chart before, well, you know, just consult the chart. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, it's related to that Science with Dad conversation you had once upon a time so go ask your father. February, August, and September are very open. Although you have to be careful with September as we cannot afford any overflow.

Other than that, significant others and grandchildren are welcome at any time. 

Carry on.

Love you,

Mom