Questions about corona

Shout out to Emily who says that it's been over 20 days since a King Zoo post (thanks for reading!)...

Q: What is the Corona virus? 

Victor: Oh no. It's a virus. It's a stupid virus. Sometimes it actually kills people. It started in China. That's all I'm saying.

Q: How many days have we been in quarantine? 

Victor: Seems like a thousand months. It really seems like a thousand months.

Q: Do you want to go back to school? Y

Victor: Yes! I like to see my teachers in person. Not 2D, electronically. It's just pretty bad. It means I don't get to hug them or anything. All I can do to hug them is hug the ipad. It's pretty bad.

Q: Who is the first person you are going to hug when lockdown is over? 

Victor: Mrs. Leister because she's a special teacher. Well, maybe Jake after Mrs. Leister. We'll see. 

Q: Where is the first place you want to go? 

Victor: Chuck E. Cheese and every arcade on the earth

Q: What do you think we can do to get rid of the Corona virus?

Victor: We should start thinking of cures, like medicines and pills. I don't know what. But we should just start thinking. Well, we'd need a lot of ingredients. 

Someone suggested Lysol.

Victor: Ewwwww. No. That is a burn going down your throat. No, it wouldn't burn. It would just really hurt.

Q: Is mommy a good teacher? 

Victor: Hmmmm. I don't know. You aren't a good music teacher. Totally not in the music department. You're an awful singer.

Q: How did the Corona Virus start? 

Victor: It started actually in China. In a laboratory, I think. I don't know how it happened. Viruses cannot be kept. They cannot be kept in a container or anything. Our body is a container for our organs and our blood. We can get viruses and they just make people sick like a cold. My guess is someone is just like, "Why is everyone throwing up?" So they went out and they were visiting their friends and .... that's my guess.

Someone mentioned bats.

Victor: NO ONE EVER EATS BATS! You know, speaking of bats, one time there was a bat on my windowsill.

Me: Where?

Victor (caught in a lie): Never mind.

Q: If you had to wear protective clothing to help you what would it be? 

Victor: I would wear a special uniform. You know what Darth Vader wears? His face mask. It's like a breathing apparatus.  I would just take Darth Vader's things off and put them on.

Q: Are you enjoying being stuck at home? 

Victor: NO WAY! 'Cause it's boring and there's nothing to do. Done. I'm done. I'm going on the swing.