1.) If you won a million dollars, what would you buy?
Victor - 3,000 Snap Circuits and 3,000 Light Sabers and R2-D2 and BB-8 and C3-PO and a Battle Droid
Victor - 3,000 Snap Circuits and 3,000 Light Sabers and R2-D2 and BB-8 and C3-PO and a Battle Droid
Molly - Unlimited Starbucks coffees at the Starbucks that's being built down the street from our house
Mariana - Can I pay off my student loans and then with the extra $5 I'll put a down payment on a house.
Isaac - A bidet
Mariana - Can I pay off my student loans and then with the extra $5 I'll put a down payment on a house.
Isaac - A bidet
2.) How long does it take to get to the U.K.?
Victor - probably like 6,000 hours. No by plane about 2 hours and by car about 16 hours. Or a boat. If you were traveling in an X-Wing by light speed it would only take 22 seconds.
Victor - probably like 6,000 hours. No by plane about 2 hours and by car about 16 hours. Or a boat. If you were traveling in an X-Wing by light speed it would only take 22 seconds.
Molly - 72 days by boat. It is my preferred means of transportation. Just call me Christopher Columbus.
Mariana - I'm guessing probably like 14-20 hours. By plane? Or swimming? Maybe more.
Isaac - Depends if you're digging under the ocean or going on a boat.
Mariana - I'm guessing probably like 14-20 hours. By plane? Or swimming? Maybe more.
Isaac - Depends if you're digging under the ocean or going on a boat.
3.) What do I always say to you?
Victor - If you eat, I'll read. Ma always says, "All's well that ends well."
Victor - If you eat, I'll read. Ma always says, "All's well that ends well."
Molly - People just don't understand my humor.
Mariana - It's more what you don't say.
Isaac - I don't know.
Mariana - It's more what you don't say.
Isaac - I don't know.
4.) What job would you like to do when you grow up?
Victor - Inventor, Astronaut, and I want to work at Monkey Joe's so I can play the games and I want to work at Chuck E. Cheese.
Victor - Inventor, Astronaut, and I want to work at Monkey Joe's so I can play the games and I want to work at Chuck E. Cheese.
Molly - I want to be a princess or a unicorn.
Victor - Ugh.
Mariana- Peter Pan because he doesn't grow up.
Isaac - Give me a second. Belly dancer.
Mariana- Peter Pan because he doesn't grow up.
Isaac - Give me a second. Belly dancer.
5.) What is the capital of America?
Victor - South America?
Victor - South America?
Molly - She's still laughing from Victor's answer...Well, America is a continent. Do they have capitals? So...maybe Sweden?
Isaac - United States
Mariana - D.C.
Isaac - United States
Mariana - D.C.
6.) Where do babies come from?
Victor - Your vagina
Victor - Your vagina
Me - I wasn't expecting that
Molly - Doubled over... God
Me - Thank you, Molly.
Isaac - Victor went right to the point.
Mariana - Jesus
Isaac - Victor went right to the point.
Mariana - Jesus
7.) At what age do you become an adult?
Victor - 20
Victor - 20
Molly - Well, I'm 27 and I still don't feel like I'm an adult so...40?
Isaac - When you wield a sword
Mariana - In this house, 18, or when they fill your room with another child.
Isaac - When you wield a sword
Mariana - In this house, 18, or when they fill your room with another child.
8.) If you could change one rule our family has, what would it be?
Victor - Every day no matter what we would go outside and go in the hot tub
Victor - Every day no matter what we would go outside and go in the hot tub
Molly - No one is allowed to be loud before 9AM
Mariana - Has right now or when I was growing up?
Isaac - Dragon Tails and SpongeBob
Mariana - A rule when I was a child...It's hard because they all made me who I am but if I had to change one it would be that you were never into last-minute friend dates but I am only a last-minute person.
Mariana - Has right now or when I was growing up?
Isaac - Dragon Tails and SpongeBob
Mariana - A rule when I was a child...It's hard because they all made me who I am but if I had to change one it would be that you were never into last-minute friend dates but I am only a last-minute person.
9.) If you could be a superhero, what superpower would you have?
Victor - Burp really loud to shake the whole world and shoot lightning out of my hands and laser beams out of my eyes and a light saber would activate out of a lightning force
Molly - The ability to take a 5 minute nap that gives you a full 8 hours of sleep in that 5 minute nap
Mariana - Fly, for sure, I've always wanted to do that. If I could fly places in NYC instead of train that would make my life so much easier.
Isaac - The ability to refill any olive oil container at will.
Mariana - Fly, for sure, I've always wanted to do that. If I could fly places in NYC instead of train that would make my life so much easier.
Isaac - The ability to refill any olive oil container at will.
10.) What would you do to save the planet?
Victor - I would get all the evil robots and throw them to the ground and shoot them with a lightning force then I would shoot them with fire then I would hit them so hard that they would blow up with flames then the rest of the bad guys would blow up because of the explosion
Molly - I would give everyone a puppy because that makes everyone happy. Or some type of animal that makes them happy because not everyone likes puppies and then they would all have a home.
Victor - And I would get all the stray animals and just teleport them to new homes
Isaac - Take the straws out of the turtles noses
Mariana - Everyone can hate me for this but I do not believe in fracking.
Isaac - Take the straws out of the turtles noses
Mariana - Everyone can hate me for this but I do not believe in fracking.
11.) If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Victor - Fries and bread and pork and hashbrowns and I would also eat banana bread and cookies and Oreos and whipped cream and brownies and ice cream
Victor - Fries and bread and pork and hashbrowns and I would also eat banana bread and cookies and Oreos and whipped cream and brownies and ice cream
Molly - Chicken nuggets and pizza and ice cream
Isaac - Grandma's apple pie or her molasses cookies
Mariana - Pizza
Isaac - Grandma's apple pie or her molasses cookies
Mariana - Pizza
12.) How much does it cost to buy a house?
Victor - Ummmmmm, probably about $100.
Victor - Ummmmmm, probably about $100.
Molly - I would say 3 million dollars.
Victor - I think that would be way too expensive. People could not afford that. They would have to rob other people or I could get a money machine and get lots of dollars.
Mariana - Well, in this economy? Maybe $230,000.
Isaac - Well, if you're looking for a good deal, you can get a good deal on a house. You can get one for dirt cheap. Just ask the Kings.
Mariana - Well, in this economy? Maybe $230,000.
Isaac - Well, if you're looking for a good deal, you can get a good deal on a house. You can get one for dirt cheap. Just ask the Kings.
13.) Why do you think we should be nice to others?
Victor - To be friends and if we weren't we would just be shooting each other and having a war.
Victor - To be friends and if we weren't we would just be shooting each other and having a war.
Molly - So that way they can have their bucket filled.
Victor - Oh yeah.
Molly - And then they can go fill someone else's bucket then everyone will just be kind all the time.
Isaac - Because the look of surprise on their face when you're not nice to them is amazing.
Mariana - Because cancel-culture is real.
Isaac - Because the look of surprise on their face when you're not nice to them is amazing.
Mariana - Because cancel-culture is real.
14.) What does love mean to you?
Victor - It means to be nice to someone and kind and caring and giving them presents.
Victor - It means to be nice to someone and kind and caring and giving them presents.
Molly - Love means being kind when I don't want to be kind.
Isaac - Love is patient. Love is kind. It does not envy. It does not boast..... (Yes, he knew the whole thing)
Mariana - R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Isaac - Love is patient. Love is kind. It does not envy. It does not boast..... (Yes, he knew the whole thing)
Mariana - R-E-S-P-E-C-T
15.)What are you scared of?
Victor - Oh, I would be scared to be hit by lava and step on a landmine. And the snowman.
Victor - Oh, I would be scared to be hit by lava and step on a landmine. And the snowman.
Molly - Mimes and clowns
Victor - And the dark because usually sometimes everything shuts off and I'm afraid because it's pitch black and I can't see anything and if I have to go to the bathroom and I run into something and I wake everyone up.
Mariana - Failure
Isaac - When Dad calls me on the phone to say, "Come here," and doesn't tell me why.
16.) What is important to you?
Victor - God
Victor - God
Victor - You can't beat me, Molly.
Molly - Jesus and my friends and family
Victor - See, that's a tie. And I also believe in the Holy Spirit and my friends and family. And all the people in Heaven like Linus.
Isaac - Humbleness
Mariana - R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Isaac - Humbleness
Mariana - R-E-S-P-E-C-T
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