Isaac: Victor, how long will you be in the bathroom?
Victor: Ummm, I'm washing my hands so... about an hour?
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Ana: Yeah, Victor said he was gonna kill me yesterday.
Jake: Oh no, that's terrible.
Victor: Eh, it all worked out.
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Victor: What am I going to be in Jesse's wedding?
Ana: You're going to be Victor.
Victor (after some thought, whispered): Do you think I can be a super hero?
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Johnny Cash died. I feel bad for Johnny Cash. He's buried in the dirt with the rolly pollies.
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Thanks, Mom. You're my favorite, only helper.
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Victor (to me, as I helped him get dressed): You know what, Old Timer?
(After I got over my shock, I realized it's a line from his current favorite movie, Cars.)
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Great Aunt Mim, leading a family reunion's Sunday morning service: ...and there will be some times for the children this morning...
Victor, while clapping excitedly: Oooooooo, do you think there will be Nerf guns?
And when the service got a little too long for his liking (but I thought it was perfect)...
Victor: I just can't take it anymore.
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Me, after Victor had yet another accident in his pants but he was refusing to admit that's what happened: Well, then, why do you need new underwear?
Victor: (pause) So I can look fancy?
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