Victor (while listening to The Flight of the Bumblebee played on various instruments): The trombone is almost like an elephant's trunk.
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Mom, how do you know the Gingerbread Man story? Do you read the Gingerbread Man story in your Bible?
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Victor: Eden, let's play chickens!
After a bit of clucking and chicken play...
Victor: I pooped out an om-blette!
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(While playing music together...)
Victor: Mom, play a duty with me.
Me: A duty? What's a duty?... Oh, you mean a duet?
Victor: Yeah, a duet!
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Me: Victor, please turn your record player down. People are still sleeping.
Victor: But this will make them rest. I'm playing Silent Night. That will make them sleepy.
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My nose smeller is jammed.
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Victor: Why is Dad talking to the TV? (During the Super Bowl)
Me: Because he is telling them what to do.
Victor: No, the coach does that!
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