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Welcome to the KingZoo and Funny Farm, where we learn to live, laugh, and love together. Here you'll find snippets of life in our zoo, parenting tips we've learned along the way, reflections on shining God's light in this world, passions in the realm of orphan care, and our journey as parents of a visually impaired child with sensory processing disorder. Have fun!

Sunday, June 26, 2022

Let me introduce you to June Fool's Day

If you know me, you know that I love April Fool's Day and I love me a good, clean, no-one-gets-hurt prank. God gave me the gift of my husband, mostly, I believe, because we not only complement each other in a variety of ways but so that I would have an unsuspecting target for many of these jokes and pranks. The Good Doctor is also a good sport and puts up with these shenanigans, but has never been able to pull one over on me. Until today...


You may have seen a viral video of a group of women who pranked their husbands by having them wear the same shirt to a church Valentine's Day banquet. I saw that and thought, "Oh, that'd be perfect, when should we do it...?" Someone else from church had posted it and I shared it. I took note of fellow McBICers who had liked or commented on those two posts. I contacted them and told them my plan to prank the fathers at McBIC for Father's Day. Then the next question, "Who else is in?" It was unanimous. So, those of us who had posted the video, took it down before too many people could see it and be suspicious later.

Our first problem was that two of the families in that original group were going to be on vacation for Father's Day so we couldn't have the men wear the shirts that day. No problem, we just moved it to the following week, today. There were a myriad of ways to give the gift but one suggestion was to have the kids give the shirt to their dad on Father's Day afternoon so it would hopefully not be worn until the following Sunday. Since we were on vacation last week, and I didn't want the Good Doctor to wear it and risk not getting it washed by today, I told him that I had accidentally left it at home and I gave it to him when we returned yesterday.
The next problem was that as soon as some of us started to order the chosen shirt, we found that one of the sizes had low inventory. So we then started to tell people to choose one of two different green-ish colors, to be sure that there would be enough.
But the joke was on me when the Good Doctor inadvertently foiled my plans. He was asked to preach at another church this morning - and accepted the invitation. So the husband of the mastermind wasn't even at church for the big prank reveal. Whatever. He wore it anyway. I told him it looked good with his eyes and he couldn't resist. And it was still hilarious when the kids and I drove into the parking lot and immediately counted three green shirted men, and then another, and another... And then the Good Doctor returned home and showed me a picture of a lot of green shirted men from McBIC... A good laugh was had by all.


As penance he says he will now wear it to church every Sunday this summer.
And I'm just thankful the sermon wasn't on lying.

Sunday, June 5, 2022

Victor-isms from the 9 year old

Victor to Isaac conspiratorially: I ordered a light saber on Alexa.
Isaac checks the family's Alexa account...
Isaac to Me: Ummm, Mom, did you order this?
I check the Amazon account and say to Isaac: Nope. And I also did not order the $259 bouncy house.
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I asked Victor if he could put some of his popcorn in a bowl for me. Apparently, this is my ration for the day.

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Victor: After my chores, can you give me a job so I can earn money?
Me: Sure. You can vacuum the den for me.
Victor: Okay! I'll turn on the Roomba.
Me: Ummmm...
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While holding Luka...
He should call me Uncle Vic because it makes me sound like an older man.
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Victor, while helping me hang out laundry…

V: Here’s my shirt.
Me: No, that’s my shirt.
V:How do you know?
Me: It says, “Wife, Mom, Boss.”
V: Why does it say that?
Me: You don’t think it’s true?
V: No. Dad’s the alpha male.
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And sometimes it's the vocabulary, coming from the mouth of a 9 year old, that makes you stand in wonder at what comes out of his mouth...

"At school I stood on one foot until I started teetering."
"Did you hear me just now when I padded into the room?"

Saturday, June 4, 2022

A day off for Jake

Happy birthday, Jake!


We all knew Mariana had chosen well and watching you as she labored to bring your son into this world was proof of what we already knew.


How nice of your birthday to fall on a weekend this year so you could spend the whole day with your little family. Enjoy!

Thursday, June 2, 2022

June 1, cont'd.

June 1 is also an anniversary in our family, so Happy Anniversary, Jesse and Megan! I am so thankful for your commitment to family, for the laughs at Family Night, for the ways in which you love your students. I love how you have faced each new school year, with classroom and responsibility changes, with positive attitudes and a desire to do your best in whatever the circumstances. I love how you continue to work through adversity together, supporting each other. My prayer for my married children is always that their relationship will be a testimony to others and that is true of yours. This next year should be full of the memories that come with a new home. Enjoy!



Wednesday, June 1, 2022

June 1

16 years ago today I wasn't there when this beautiful young woman entered the world, but I clearly remember the day 5 days later when we got the phone call. All five children were huddled around me, wondering if this was "the call," and it was!

HopeAnne Aundrea King, you were beautiful then with a smile that lit up every room. You are beautiful now, still with a beautiful smile, but also with a compassionate, caring heart that aims to encourage and uplift friends and strangers alike. Your hard work and perseverance, even when it's tough, are unrivaled in someone your age.

Year 15 was a rough year struggling with anemia and a stress fracture, but the best stories always have conflict, and conflict is what produces character change. God always writes the best stories and I'm so glad He put us together in this one! Happy 16!